翻译：桌面王(Netpilot)
在大学毕业前 At the end of high school,
我和一个英语代课老师相恋了 I fell in love with a substitute English teacher.
搞的我很糗 It was quite a scandal.
科林也不是坏人 Corin didn't start out a bad guy, though.
我们在一起生活了10年,还生了两个孩子 We were together about 10 years and we had two kids.
之后他在星巴克认识了别的女人 And then he fell in love with someone in a Starbucks,
最后搬到 加州 帕洛阿尔托市去了 and moved to Palo Alto,California.
孩子和我生活在一起 Kind of severed relations with the three of us.
我和我父母很敌对 My parents, if I were defending them,which I'm not,
他们总是一副不耐烦的眼神 had said, back in the day,that he had an "impatient eye."
他们不喜欢他 They didn't like him.
最后我离家出走了,事情升级了 Week I left,things escalated.
我父母咒骂我,很疯狂的那种 My parents cursed at me,which was, like, crazy unusual.
最后,一个下午,很糟糕 And it ended, one afternoon,very badly.
当时我19岁,我有15年没和父母说过话了 I left at 19, haven't spoken to my parents in 15 years.
不管怎样.那都是以前的事情了 Whatever.That's just the history.
最近,我和他们在网上见面了 Recently, my parents looked me up on the Internet.
他们想见见孙子和孙女 Asked to meet their grandchildren.
想和他们度个周末 Spend a week with them.
我看了看他们的网站,是个咨询服务网站 I looked my parents up, they have a counseling website.
人们很喜欢 People love them.
很搞笑的是,他们给用户关于喇叭声音的咨询服务 Ironically, they counsel people,which is a hoot.
不管怎样,我和孩子们说了.他们很想去看看 Whatever. I told the kids.They said they wanted to go.
我和孩子们说我不想一起去 I told them I didn't want them to go.
他们孩子坚持要去 They said they were gonna go anyway.
他们太顽皮了,我还能说什么呢 They're brats. What can I tell you?
我15岁的孩子想就此事拍个记录片 And my 15-year-old wants to make a documentary about this.
等等,等等,重来 Wait, wait, wait.Go back.
哦,记录那天的事情.你19岁就离开了你父母 Um, describe the events on the day.you left your parents' farm at 19.
我做了.我不想告诉你们 I did something.I don't choose to tell you.
如果他们告诉你,那是他们的权利,好吗? If they choose to tell you,that's their right. Okay?
我想为你做点什么 I want to do this for you.
听着,他们是不错的人 Listen,they're good people.
问问他们吧 Ask them.
我能干点事了吗?我要收拾东西了 Can I be done with my part?I still got to get you guys packed.
我在给两个单独的女孩发短信 I'm on the text with two separate girls.
你说"单独"就很重要了 It's important you put the word "separate" in there,
我们会认为她们是双胞胎 in case we thought they were conjoined twins.
短信是什么意思 Explain "on the text"?
就是一种交流呗,没什么 In communication,nothing more.
不,他们没有行李 No, they're on deck.
他们13岁!他们没什么行李要准备的 You are 13!There's no deck to be on.
我看见过他洗澡.太奇怪了 I've seen him in the shower.That's eerily accurate.
你甚至都没有乳房 You don't even have boobs!
嘿,你们两个住口 Hey, stop, both of you!
我要发短信 I need to text.
一个星期 It's one week.
你的手机在这没信号 Your phones won't work all the way out there.
你周六在家 You'll be home Saturday.
你能拿好摄像机吗? Are you holding my camera properly?
拐弯,妈妈.好吗? Swerve, girl. Okay?
哦 Oh.
我们的妈妈,罗莱塔 杰米森 Our mother,Loretta Jamison,
正在和一个不错并且很帅的男人约会 is dating an eligible and rather rakish-looking man
名字叫米格尔 迪亚哥 托雷思 named Miguel Diego Torres.
他很爱她 He's in love with her.
我们觉得要促进这件事情,给他们点时间 We've decided to promote this union by giving them time.
他们要去旅行.嗯 They're going on a trip. Mmm-hmm.
皇家加勒比海号游轮 A Royal Caribbean cruise.
你的海滩巡游 Your basic beach cruise.
我们要去拜访我们从没见过面的爷爷奶奶 We're visiting our grandparents,whom we have never seen.
我们不知道他们的性格和癖好 We don't know their temperament or their proclivities.
是的 Yeah.
我们甚至不知道他们喜欢什么 And, we don't even know what they like.
他们也许是小零售商 They, they could be scrapbookers.
他们也许觉得孩子很可爱 They could think boy bands are cute.
车票 Ticket?
两张去梅森维尔的 Two for Masonville, PA.
我们的祖父母在等我们 Our grandparents are meeting us.
你是个电影奇才 You a film prodigy?
你知道吗,我曾是个非常不错的导演 You know, I used to be a pretty good actor.
哦,我的摄像灯闪了 Oh, my camera light's blinking.
"在这里我很丢脸,被怀疑,很受伤害" "I am disgraced,impeached and baffled here."
电池快没电了 Battery pack is low.
"被恶毒的矛刺伤了心灵" "Pierced to the soul with slander's venomed spear."
哦,哦,太不幸了,我不得不关机了 Oh, oh, unfortunately,I'm just going to have to shut the camera off.
自从爸爸离开后,我弟弟有点偏执症 Since our father left, my brother's had a preoccupation with germs.
我们看了一个月的心里医生 The psychologist we saw for a month
医生说这是他控制事情的方法 said it was his way of controlling things.
朋友,我又恐惧了.我再次有感觉了 Girl, I'm chilling again. I'm feeling again
我喜欢钢铁侠和蝙蝠侠.我又是英雄了 I'm like Iron Man and Batman. I'm a hero again
哦,你觉得我还小,但我上个月 Oh, you think I'm little but last month
我又长了一右四分之一英尺 I grew an inch and a quarter again
你觉得你对我不错,但是这太可笑了 You think you're too good for me, But that's really a joke
因为,看,别来烦我 'Cause, see,that doesn't bother me
因为我是个背叛又敏感的家伙 'Cause I'm nota sensitive bloke
哦,现在,你应该在我床上.我们不仅仅是朋友 Oh, now, in the end,you'll be in my bed.We won't be just friends
你会写些糟糕的短信,然后点击"发送" You'll write inappropriate texts. And hit "Send"
你在星巴克分享一杯星冰乐 We share a Starbucks Frappuccino blend
看,这不是哲学,这是科学 And see, this isn't just philosophy.It's based on science, you see
辛格先生,我的儿科医生刚给我看过病 Mr. Singh, my pediatrician Just confirmed for me
你真讨厌.我已经进入青春期 You tall skanks.I'm going through puberty
呵! Ho!
喔!喔! Ooh!Whoo!
帅 Pound.
喔 Whoa.
也许我可以把这段加到纪录片结尾去 Maybe I can rap at the end of your documentary.
是的,因为奥斯卡得奖记录片结尾都这样 Right, because that's how all Oscar-winning documentaries end.
有段讨厌的音乐 With songs of misogyny.
这就是我们的妈妈出生的地方 This is where our mom grew up.
她离开的时候,她一定觉得他是她的梦中情人 When she left, she thought she was with the man of her dreams.
- 嘿 - Hi. - 嘿 - Hi.
- 贝卡,是吗? - Becca, right? Yeah? - 哦! - Oh!
贝卡 杰米森 Becca Jamison.
这是玛利亚 贝拉 杰米森 This is Marja Bella Jamison.
哦,我奶奶 Uh, my Nana.
她做饭很在行 She's a good cook.
我们眼睛很像 And we have the same eyes.
这是弗雷德里克 斯彭切尔 杰米森 And this is Fredrick Spencer Jamison.
我爷爷 My Pop Pop.
他是个农民,但是也自愿担当顾问 He's a farmer now,but they also volunteer as counselors.
你觉得你的祖父母如何,泰勒? How do you feel about your new grandparents, Tyler?
很不错 It's all good.
他们甚至不知道谁是导演,所以... They don't even know who One Direction is, so...
奶奶,你做的饼干? Nana, did you make these pretzels?
是我做的 Yes, I did.
太感谢了 Thank you so much.
我们到了 Here we are.
泰勒,看!是妈妈的秋千 Tyler, look! It's Mom's tree swing.
OK,开机,说点妈妈告诉你的事情 Okay, on camera, tell us what Mom told you.
她总是坐在这里等 She used to wait out here on this
当她的朋友要来的时候 when her friends would come over.
这是个纪录片很不错的开场画面 This is the perfect cinematic image to open the documentary.
走近点 Go near it.
等等!别碰 Wait! Wait, don't touch it.
让它自然的呆着 Just let it organically swing.
我们进入了妈妈小时候生活的地方 We're entering the home that Mom grew up in.
看! Look!
看,她和我们说过的钟表 Look, there's the clock that she told us about.
你喜欢什么体育活动? Do you play sports?
我不喜欢体育 I don't like sports.
他常这样 He used to.
你干什么呢? What do you do?
为什么你的裤子这么长? Why are your pants so low?
我自己弄的 I rap.
就像一个现代的诗歌 It's a form of modern poetry.
如果你给他一个主题 If you give him a topic,
他会讲的很押韵的 he'll extemporaneously rhyme on the subject.
他的舞台风格叫"T钻唱片" His stage nom de plume is "T-Diamond Stylus."
继续,奶奶,说点什么 Go ahead,Nana, give him anything.
食物还好吗?我喜欢这些食物 Is food okay?I like food.
是的,当然 Yeah. Of course.
那么... How about...
菠萝派如何? Pineapple upside-down cake?
是的.好的.为什么不呢? OK Yeah. Sure,why not? Okay.
嗯 嗯 Mmm-hmm.
好的 Okay.
有了.OK Got it. Okay.
女孩,他们喜欢我 The girls, they like me
他们觉得我很可爱 They think I'm sweet like candy
一个女孩看过来.就好像我是好时条 One girl looked at me.Like I was a Hershey bar
她的名字是安吉 Her name was Angie
还有些高个子女孩.她们不时的看过来 And a few tall girls.They just looked at me blankly
这就是问题.你开始了解我了 So here's the thing.You got to understand about me
我为了押韵.蜂巢里有蜜蜂 I got more rhymes.Than a beehive has bees
所以我不奇怪,困惑或者说"没有理由" So it didn't surprise, confuse Or make me say "For heaven's sake"
当一个夏威夷女孩混乱的说 When a Hawaiian girl With a balance disorder said
"你让我想起菠萝派" "You remind me of a pineapple upside-down cake"
嚯! Ho!
喔! Whoa!
是的,先生 Yes, sir!
是啊 Yeah?
妈妈的房间 Mom's room.
不是很神奇 It's not fancy.
我要大床 I call the main bed.
不许这样的! No pre-calls!
不,不,我先来的! No, no, I got here first!
不,不,不! No, no, no!
石头-剪子-布 Rock-paper-scissors?
好把 Okay.
石头,剪子,布,出! Rock, paper,scissors, shoot!
再来 Do it again.
石头,剪子,布,出! Rock, paper,cissors, shoot!
你在那边好好休息啊 Have a nice rest all the way over there.
你们是好孩子 You guys are good kids.
这将是美好的一周 This is gonna be a great week.
顺便说一下,地下室有个模型 By the way, there's mold in the basement.
我不想你们生病 We don't want you guys to get sick.
我得到了,喜欢,不一样! I got, like, no bars!
没有 None!
继续收拾 Just keep unpacking.
不,别看镜头 No, don't look at the camera.
我们走 There we go.
这里太美了 This is so beautiful.
别看镜头... Stop looking at the cam...
就像你平时收拾东西一样.只是我不在这里,好吗? Just unpack like you normally would. But I'm not here, okay?
自然一点 Just be... Be natural.
够自然了吗? Is this natural enough?
你是个傻瓜 You're such an idiot.
这些就是奶奶和爷爷生活中的人 These are the people in Nana and Pop Pop's life.
我要烤一点 I have to burn them a little.
不多,一点就可以了 Not too much. Just a skosh.
他们现在在哪里呢? So, where are they now?
在外面,鸡窝旁边 Outside, by the chicken coops.
他们怎么样? How are they?
别回答了,我不关心这个 Don't answer that, I don't care.
他们还好吗? 他们说我的坏话了吗? Are they being nice? Have they said anything nasty about me?
算了,还是别说了 Don't answer that.
啊!就好像离婚似的 Ah! This is like a divorce settlement.
他们每15年才和你们过一个星期,我们还得礼貌些 They get you for one week every 15 years, and we try to be civil.
妈妈,我们讨论了一下 Mom, we talked about this.
我们做出了决定 We made a decision.
你去吧.我们过的不错 You go. We're having a great time.
是的.你应该去,好吗? Yeah. You should go, okay?
你回来后脾气也会变好的 You won't be so grumpy when you get back.
雅克 库斯托在这,想去买泳衣 Jacques Cousteau over here wants to go buy swimsuits.
我们在码头停留几个小时!你去吧! We're headed for the dock in a few hours! There you go!
嘿,米格尔. 早上好 Hey, Miguel. Morning.
我真不敢相信.我这么做了! I can't believe. I'm doing this!
沃尔玛特什么都可以买到 A Walmart sales associate's gonna be
在这个世界顶级的游轮上有的! on the world's largest cruise ship!
我讨厌你们这些捣蛋鬼 I hate you spoiled brats.
我们也讨厌你,我们讨厌恨你 We hate you, too. We hate you, too.
我们在寻找视觉气氛 We're looking for visual tension.
事物拉伸框架 Things that pull the frame,
事物迫使我们去想象什么将超越框架 things that force us to imagine what is beyond the frame.
记录你作为一个参与者发生的一切 Record only what is happening to you as a participant,
所以我们明天要讨论"舞台布景" and we'll discuss what "mise-en-scene" is tomorrow.
那么我是联合导演了? So, I'm, like,co-director now?
"镜头B操作者"这是你的官方职务 "B Camera Operator" will be your official title.
这个是妈妈在废物堆里发现的第一个相机 This is the first camera that Mom found in the damaged goods bin.
希望能正常起来,瞬间就可以... Just try to be formal, as in classicism.Moments that are...
嘿,爷爷! Hi, Pop Pop!
嘿,爷爷 Hi, Pop Pop.
爷爷! Pop Pop!
库房里有什么,贝卡? What's in the shed, Becca?
好的 Okay.
我决定用流行女歌手的名字 I've decided to use female pop singers' names
替代咒骂,从现在开始 instead of cursing, from now on.
为什么? Why?
我觉得这样听起来好些 I think it would sound better.
就像,我掰断我的手指,我会说"呃,莎基拉!" Like, if I stubbed my toe, I'd say "Ah, Shakira!"
哦,你好奇怪 Ah, you're strange.
一切都好吧? Is everything okay?
是的,我们很好,爷爷 Yeah. We're great, Pop Pop.
我都一年没看见你奶奶这么高兴了 I have not seen your Nana this happy in years.
贝卡,T钻唱片,我们年龄大了 Becca, T-Diamond Stylus, we're old people.
上床时间是9:30.好的 Bedtime here is 9:30. Yeah.
早上见 See you in the morning.
9:30? 9:30. 9:30? 9:30.
哦,天那,9:30 Oh, God. 9:30.
这一定很有趣 This is gonna be fun.
9:30 没有Wi-Fi No Wi-Fi at 9:30.
我想要更多的饼干.就在下面 I want more cookies. She was right about the burnt walnuts.
去拿吧 So, go get some.
好,已经超过9:30了.我不想弄醒他们 Well, it's past 9:30. I don't want to wake them.
哦,安静.他们老了,他们不想听见任何声音 Oh, just be quiet. They're old, they won't hear anything.
奶奶,我很想和你度过更长的时间 I've wanted to spend time with you for so long, Nana.
真的,我感动的想哭 Seriously, that makes me want to cry.
你能知道我所有的厨房秘密 You can teach me all of your cooking secrets.
你觉得那是我的目的吗? Are you consciously aware that that's my intention?
我不喜欢言情电影.太折磨人了 I hate sappy movies. I find them torturous.
这个闻起来好香啊,奶奶 That smells so good, Nana.
看起来一定不错 I think it looks good.
我觉得用妈妈最喜欢的音乐 I've decided to use Mom's favorite musical soundtrack.
这个很不错,这将是她纪录片的风格 It's so over the top, it'll be her presence in the documentary.
和安静的戏剧正相反 Counter-point to the quiet drama.
这会很感人的 This'll be ironic scoring.
你一辈子会很孤独,是吗? You're gonna be alone your whole life, aren't you?
是的,就像波特小姐,体育老师 Yeah, like Miss Porter, the gym teacher.
哦,这个,嗯... Oh, and, um...
顺便问问,这个有用吗? By the way, how is this helpful?
哦,不错! Oh, snap!
这是女士的小甜心 That's a little candy for the ladies.
我睡不着 I can't sleep.
我需要奶奶的饼干 I need Nana's cookies.
我要把我的个人嗜好 I'm gonna turn a personal addiction
加入的电影里去 into a positive cinematic moment.
妈妈,我要下楼去 Mom, I'm retracing the steps
也许你也这样偷偷溜下去 of how you might have snuck out
到你的房间去偷点饼干 of your room and stolen Nana's cookies.
泰勒? Tyler?
泰勒,醒醒 Tyler, wake up.
T钻,奶奶病了 T-Diamond, Nana's sick.
这是摄像机 And that's the camera.
你可以把视频传到网上去 So, then you put the videos on the Internet.
我有4种风格的视频 So I have four freestyle videos.
其中一个有347次点击 One of them has 347 hits.
你们都太有才了 You're both so talented.
你知道泰勒吗? 创造者 Do you know who Tyler,The Creator is?
不知道 No.
嗯,我捕捉到一种声音 Well, I got that kind of sound.
嗯.人们说 Mmm.People say.
来,贝卡,亲爱的,吃点 Come, Becca, darling. Eat.
爷爷 Pop Pop.
爷爷? Pop Pop?
你需要我？ You need me?
你奶奶没事的 Your grandmother's fine.
她昨天晚上胃肠炎犯了 She had a little bit of a stomach flu last night.
必定会24小时不舒服的 Must have been a 24-hour thing.
我知道这种情况 I knew it was something like that.
她是个老太太了,贝卡 She's an old lady, Becca.
她有时候会生病的 She gets sick sometimes.
是的,当然 Yeah, of course.
泰勒! Tyler!
爷爷说下午他要带我们进城 Pop Pop said he'd take us into town this afternoon
去看看妈妈以前常去的地方 to shoot some of Mom's old hangouts.
泰勒? Tyler?
你可以在这玩捉迷藏 You can play hide-and-seek down here.
这里有很多视觉气氛 There's, um... There's lots of visual tension.
妈妈玩捉迷藏的地方 Mom's hide-and-seek place.
你最好藏起来,我的朋友 You better hide,my ethnically confused friend.
一个密西西比 One Mississippi.
两个密西西比 Two Mississippi.
三个密西西比 Three Mississippi.
四个密西西比 Four Mississippi.
五个密西西比 Five Mississippi!
准备好了吗,我要来了! Ready or not, here I come!
我看见你了,小家伙 I see you, you little pudge.
我得用点策略 I'll have to use strategy.
和动作很快,但我很聪明 He's faster, but I'm smarter by at least two standard deviations.
我来了! Here I come!
刚好错过我 Right past me.
贝卡? Becca?
我来了,泰勒!我来了! Here I come, Tyler! Here I come!
泰勒? Tyler?
泰勒! Tyler!
我来抓你了! I'm gonna get you!
我来抓你了,贝卡! I'm coming to get you, Becca!
我在做鸡肉派 I'm making chicken pot pie.
这是什么情况? What the hell was that?
我能帮什么忙吗? Can I help you?
嘿,我是萨姆医生 Hi, I'm Doctor Sam.
我在你祖父母的顾问处那里的医院工作 I work at the hospital where your grandparents counsel.
你一定是贝卡 You must be Becca.
你在拍电影吗? Are you making a movie?
我也当过演员 I used to be an actor back in my day.
"生命就像走入了阴影" "Life's but a walking shadow,
"一个穷演员趾高气昂的急躁的..." "a poor player that struts and frets his hour..."
你和找我奶奶和爷爷吗? Did you want to talk to Nana and Pop Pop?
是的.他们在吗? Yes. Are they around?
不,他们出去了.我觉得你正好错过了他们 No, they're taking a walk, I think. You just missed them.
好吧.那好,告诉他们.我来过 Okay. Well, tell them.I stopped by.
他们几天前要做志愿者 They were supposed to volunteer a few days ago.
我试着打电话 I tried calling.
我只是想看看是不是一切都正常 I just wanted to make sure verything was okay.
我觉得志愿者的工作压力太大了 I think the volunteer stuff is getting too stressful for them,
他们承受不了 although they won't admit it.
哦,他们很好 Oh, they're fine.
好的,很高兴没事 Well, glad to hear it.
告诉他们医院里有很多趣事 Tell them there's a lot of excitement down at the hospital.
我很想告诉他们.我知道他们爱谈论这些 I can't wait to tell them. I know they love gossip.
我会告诉他们的,很高兴见到你 I'll tell them. Nice to meet you.
星期二,12:45pm 12:15 p.m. Tuesday.
泰勒 杰米森,很多女士叫我T钻唱片 Tyler Jamison, known to most ladies as T-Diamond Stylus,
要调查仓库里究竟有什么 investigates what is in the shed.
这是个独立的农场.有人鬼鬼祟祟 This is an isolated farm. People sneaking around.
是死尸吗? Is it dead bodies?
我要进仓库了 I'm gonna go to the shed.
哦! Ugh!
闻起来像屎一样臭 Smells like ass in here.
嗯... Um...
我已经接近可疑物 I'm moving closer to the suspicious pile.
哦,靠! Ugh, shit!
啊,我靠! Ah, God damn it!
哦,莎拉克劳克兰! Ugh, Sarah McLachlan!
泰勒 Tyler.
怎么了,奶奶? What the hell, Nana?
你爷爷大小便失禁 Your Pop Pop has incontinence.
他把这些藏在仓库里 He hides his accidents in the shed,
之后,我想他把这些在田里给烧了 and then I think he burns them out in the field.
他是个很强壮的男人,他为此感到很羞愧 He's such a physical man, he gets ashamed.
你一定对祖父母很失望吧 You must be disappointed in your grandparents.
我很抱歉把事情弄遭了 I'm sorry we ruined things.
我们努力了 We're really trying.
我给你弄点面包布丁 I'll make you some bread pudding.
你没事吧? Are we okay?
是的,是的, 我很好,奶奶 Yeah. Yeah, I'm good, Nana.
很好 Good.
我妈妈是个典型的叙事性的性格 My mom's a classic narrative character.
她总这样说,"事情总是对我不好" She says things like, "Things don't work out for me,"
然后就发生了 and then makes it happen.
她需要长生不老药,不然她的人际关系就完了 She needs the elixir, or all of her relationships will fall apart.
贝卡 Becca.
爷爷我们做个游戏,你必须指着一个建筑 Pop Pop, we play this game where you have to point to a building,
然后说谁住在这里,他们背地里干了什么 and you have to say who lives there and what they secretly do.
贝卡,看那个警察局 Becca, do that police station.
一个叫杰里的警察在那里工作 A police officer named Jerry works there,
但是他从来不来工作,他从不接电话 but he never comes in to work, he never answers the phone,
因为他最想做的事情就是做一个拉丁舞演员 because all he really wants to do is be a Latin dancer.
哦, OK,该我了 Ooh, okay, I'll go.
那边巨大的建筑是一个鞋厂 That huge brick building back there is a sneaker factory,
一个女人叫做莎莉的在那里工作 and a woman named Sally works there.
哦,事实上那是梅普 斯德 Oh, that's Maple Shade, actually.
是的,妈妈说过你在那里做志愿者 Yeah, Mom said you guys volunteer there.
是的,没周二和周四 Yeah, every Tuesday and Thursday.
他们人不错,就是没人照顾他们 They're good people, just nobody there to take care of them.
我要去梅普 斯德,去看看他 I have to find my Maple Shade badge and we'll visit.
请加入我们进入罗莱塔 杰米森的过去时代 Join us on a journey into young Loretta Jamison's past.
这是年轻时代罗莱塔 杰米森的高校 This was young Loretta's high school.
年轻的罗莱塔和她的同学在这里闲逛 Young Loretta and her friends used to hang out at this sign.
我们一会绕到后面去 We will now go around to the back,
去看看年轻的 to catch a glimpse of young,
淘气的罗莱塔的储物柜 mischievous Loretta's locker through a window.
爷爷,我妈妈是个好学生吗? Pop Pop, was Mom a good student?
我得过去.那家伙一直盯着我们 We have to go. That fellow keeps staring at us.
他你没有啊,爷爷 He's not, Pop Pop.
靠,他停下了 Damn it,he keeps stopping.
爷爷? 他还假装没有偷窥我们 Pop Pop? Pretending like he's not watching.
你要干嘛?爷爷,停下!嘿 What are you doing? Pop Pop, stop!Hey
嘿!不要跟踪我 Hey! Stop following me.
- 他在跟踪我! - He's following me! - 喔,喔,喔,喔! - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
我没有跟踪你,先生! 我不认识你啊! I'm not following you, man!I don't know you!
不要跟踪我! 你这个混蛋! Stop following me!You cross-eyed bastard!
爷爷!你在伤害他! Pop Pop!You're hurting him!
起开! Get off me!
嘿 Hey.
你有病啊? What's your problem?
泰勒... Tyler...
他不认识你,爷爷 He doesn't know you, Pop Pop.
哦,朋友.是的,是我的错 Oh, man. Yeah, my mistake.
我没事,我... I'm fine, I'm...
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
太疯狂了!他壮的像个摔跤运动员! That was crazy! He's as strong as a wrestler!
他年龄大了.很不理解 He's old. They get confused.
没什么可奇怪的.老人都有些偏执 Don't freak out. Old people get paranoid.
而且他在农村.甚至都能砍木头呢 And he's a country guy. All he does is chop wood.
嘿,你不想再谈论这个了? Hey, you still don't want to talk about it?
这是什么? What is that?
OK,我觉得有人在门外 Okay, we think there's someone outside the door.
现在时间是10:47PM It's 10:47.
开门,贝卡 Open the door, Becca.
不行 No way.
OK,继续录像 Okay, keep recording this.
快点,让我们看看外面有什么 Come on, let's see what's out there.
不,有点不对劲 No, something's wrong.
我在开门,贝卡 I'm opening the door, Becca.
我现在开门了啊,贝卡 I'm opening the door now, Becca.
我觉得你不会的 I don't think you should.
我要去了啊.我准备开门了 Here I go. I'm gonna open the door.
快点开啊!还聊什么呢? Open it, then! Why do you keep talking about it?
关门,关门! Close the door, close the door!
喔! Ugh!
杰西 贝卡,我被晃到了! Jesus, Becca, I'm blind!
爷爷? Pop Pop?
我不得不告诉你实情.她被诊断为失调症 I gotta tell you the truth. She has a diagnosed disorder.
很明显,很多老人都有这个问题 Apparently, many elderly people have it.
为什么总是呕吐呢? Why was she throwing up like that?
有时候她头脑就会处于混乱中,她吃些东西 Well, sometimes she gets it in her head that she ate something,
吃进去 and it's inside her.
又想吐出去 And trying to crawl out.
这叫做日落综合症.是老年痴呆的一种 It's called Sundowning. It's a kind of dementia.
常发生在日落后 It's triggered by nightfall.
是真的吗? This is real?
就像有人进入了她的睡眠,我只能这样解释了 It's like somebody talking in their sleep is how I was explained it.
所以最好我们制定一个规矩 It's probably best that we just call it a rule
你们晚上9:30以后不能走出你们的房间 that you two shouldn't come out of your room after 9:30 p.m.
好吗? Deal?
能遵守吗? Is that a deal?
好的,好的.没问题 Yeah, yeah. It's fine.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry about this.
你们是不是有些不高兴啊 You must not be happy now.
没事的,爷爷.没事.我们在这里只呆到周六 It's okay, Pop Pop. I'm okay. We're just here till Saturday.
你要出去吗? Are you going somewhere?
是的,我要坐火车去参加化装舞会 Yeah, I've got to catch the train to go to the costume party.
爷爷.我觉得你把事情搞乱了 Pop Pop, I think you're mixing up something.
啊? Huh?
哦,是啊 Oh, man.
哦,是啊.这... Oh, man. What a...
真是个蠢老头 What a bunch of confused old fools
你的祖父母变了 your grandparents turned out to be.
没事的.没事. That's all right. It's okay.
别担心.是的 Don't worry about it. Yeah.
- 好吗? - Okay? - 好的.是的 - Okay. Yeah.
没事的.好的. It's okay. Right. Yeah.
早上好,赛西尔 B 德米尔 Good morning, Cecil B. DeMille.
他是个很不错的导演 He was a great director.
我给你做的奶酪饼干,亲爱的 I made you cheddar biscuits, dear.
那个老家伙又要去参加化装舞会了吗? Was the old coot getting ready for the costume party again?
是的,他做了 Yeah, he was.
他又疯了 He's crazy.
我去做点家务.一会回来 I'm just doing some chores in the barn. I'll be in in a minute.
你的电脑有点情况 Something happened to your computer.
我撒了些东西在上面 I spilled some biscuit batter on it.
我试着擦干净 I tried to clean it with cleaner.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
她白天就挺奇怪的 She's weird during the day,
到了晚上就更古怪了? and then gets even weirder at night?
我告诉你,没事的 I'm telling you it's okay.
我从网上下载了关于"日落综合症" I downloaded the definition of "Sundowning."
你一半都看不懂的 You wouldn't understand half the words
我在看."仅此一次"这个词不在里面 I'm reading. The word "YOLO" isn't in it.
这是一种神经反应 It's got to do with neurological reactions
白天和晚上 to sunshine and moonlight.
是一种化学反应 It's literally a chemical reaction.
日落综合症：一种定向障碍,烦乱的 "Sundown Syndrome: a term for disorientation, agitation,
一种恶性精神疾病 "a general worsening of mental symptoms,
大多发生在傍晚或日落后 "classically described in the elderly at dusk or nightfall."
是一种常见的老年疾病 It's normal old-age problems.
人们比较恐惧这类老人 People are scared of old people for no reason.
电脑怎么了? What about the computer?
唯一的问题是电脑的摄像头 The only thing messed up is the computer camera.
还有其他问题 There's something else going on.
她用了清洁剂 She used oven cleaner,
小摄像头已经看不见任何东西了 and now the tiny camera on the screen doesn't see anything.
你不觉得很怪异吗? You don't find hat odd at all?
她只是犯了个错 She made a mistake.
他们是老人,老人做事就是有些古怪的 Just come to accept they're old people and things won't be as weird.
我们在上层甲板上 We're on the upper deck.
米格尔在参加健美比赛 Miguel has entered a hairy chest competition.
它在涂油呢 He's getting oiled.
好奇怪,我看不见你们 It's so weird I can't see you.
我觉得我可以擦干净的 I think I can clean it off.
泰勒,你怎么如此安静? Tyler, why are you quiet?
奶奶和爷爷做事很古怪.哦! Nana and Pop Pop are acting strange. Ow!
什么古怪?贝卡,你打泰勒了? What kind of strange? Becca, did you hit Tyler?
不是 No.
孩子们? Kids?
爷爷穿尿布,还把它们放到屋外的库房里 Pop Pop wears diapers and he keeps them in an outhouse,
奶奶半夜不穿衣服乱走 and Nana walks around at night without her clothes,
爷爷总觉得有陌生人跟踪他 and Pop Pop thinks strangers are following him.
我就知道我们应该打这个电话,他们是老人,泰勒 I knew we were gonna have this call. They're old, Tyler.
我们已经和他讨论过这个了 I've discussed this with him.
老人的身体有时候会有些问题的 Old people have trouble with their bodies sometimes.
他们甚至不能自理.也许会有些偏执 They also aren't very self-aware. They can get paranoid, too.
贝卡,他们到底有多古怪呢? Becca, how strange are they acting?
他们不止一次了 They haven't been mean one second.
奶奶爬着走,当我们再屋子下面 Nana crawled after us under the house.
玩捉迷藏的时候 Playing hide-and-seek.
你们在屋子下面玩捉迷藏? 我也很喜欢的! You guys played hide-and-seek under the house? I used to love that!
凯丽 安德伍德 Carrie Underwood.
T钻,就忍上几天 T, just bear with it for a couple of days.
我父母是有些奇怪的.妈妈还是个嬉皮士 My parents were strange back then. Mom was a hippie.
她有时候还在后院不穿衣服晒太阳 She used to sunbathe in the back yard without warning back then.
我都撞见过一次了 I'm already partially blind.
我也很尴尬.他们是有些古怪的.孩子们 I used to get so embarrassed. They're just weird people, honey.
情况的等级是几级? What level of problem is this?
一级 One.
看见了? See?
我好想你们 I miss you guys.
哦! Oh!
健美比赛就要开始了 The hairy chest competition is about to begin.
我都听见鼓掌的声音了 I can hear the cougars clapping.
我要走了.我希望能看清你们的脸 I got to go.I wish I could see your faces clearer.
嘿,亲爱的 Hi, honey.
奶奶,我可以问问妈妈的事情吗? Nana, could I ask you about Mom?
也许我们可以做一个小采访 Maybe you'd be okay to talk for a minute in an interview?
你能进到烤箱里清理一下里面吗? Would you mind getting inside the oven to clean it?
什么? I'm sorry?
我个子太大了.我进不去 I'm too big.I can't reach back there.
厨房该打扫了 The kitchen's got to be clean.
烤箱关了 The oven's off.
是的,没问题.是的,没问题 Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure.
再往里点 Get farther in there.
进去 All the way in.
好吧,我做你电影里的明星 Okay, I'll star in your movie.
如果你想做某种动物,你想做哪个? If you could be any animal,what would you be?
这个有正确的答案吗? Is there a right answer?
不,这只是让你放松一下 No, these questions are intended to get you loosened up.
哦 Oh.
一只灰熊 A grizzly bear.
我觉得我们很温暖 I think we're warm.
妈妈对我说,你和爷爷很相爱 Mom told me that you and Pop Pop were very much in love.
你在哪第一次见到爷爷的? Where did you first meet Pop Pop?
在花园 In a garden.
你觉得他怎样? And what did you think of him?
哦,他很帅 Oh, he was handsome.
他个性很强 He has a very strong personality.
太好了 This is great.
我们要回到这个话题 We'll come back to that.
现在,我们要谈点其他的 Right now,I want to talk about something else.
我知道这个很久以前的事情了 I know it happened a long time ago,
但是妈妈离家出走那天发生了什么? but what happened on the day Mom left?
她不告诉我 She won't tell me.
她做什么了吗? Did she do something?
奶奶? 奶奶? Nana? Nana?
奶奶,别回答这问题了 Nana, don't answer that question.
不要再问关于罗莱塔 杰米森的问题了 No more questions about Loretta Jamison.
也许我想问问... Maybe I can ask about...
我不想做你电影里的明星了 I don't wanna star in your movie.
OK.现在是周三晚上.还有3个晚上 Okay. It's Wednesday night. Three nights left.
T钻唱片打算看看到底发生了什么 T-Diamond Stylus is gonna find out what exactly is going on.
你要干什么? What are you doing?
我今晚放了一个摄像头.好吗? I'm putting the camera out tonight. Okay?
似乎我们和狼人住在一起了 It's like we're living with a werewolf.
你不能偷拍她 You can't record her.
别动 Swerve.
看,我知道不理解这个 Look, I know you won't understand this
因为你的大脑还没发育完全 because your brain isn't fully developed yet,
但是你不能这么干 but you can't do this.
为什么? Why?
这太过分了.我有电影的标准的 It's exploitative.I have cinematic standards.
不,没有人会理睬电影的标准,不是吗? No. No one gives a crap about cinematic standards, okay?
这又不是十八世纪 It's not the 1800s.
你看过现实主义电视? Have you seen reality TV?
休斯顿的女管家,上亿的观众啊 Housekeepers of Houston has, like, a billion viewers.
我们不能参与这事 If one of us isn't participating in the event,
我们不能偷拍 we can't record it.
这是道德问题 It's just what's ethical.
我无意冒犯瑞安·西克雷斯特或者其他什么人 No offense to Ryan Seacrest or whoever
来吧,休斯顿的女管家 came up with the Housekeepers of Houston.
你觉得你很伟大,不是吗? You think you're so great, don't you?
我希望事情别变得太古怪了 I hope things don't get weirder.
因为我是有限度的 'Cause I'm at my limit.
看看表.看看表 Show the clock.Show the clock.
这就是爷爷说的那样 This is what Pop Pop was talking about.
真的有狼人 The werewolf is real.
等等! Wait!
她是日落综合症 She's Sundowning.
我们要看看.你不是女管家 We're participating in this. You're not being Housekeepers of Houston.
等等.如果要开门的话,只打开一点点 Wait. If you're gonna open the door, just open it for a little bit.
她在干什么? She's supposed to do that?
就像他们睡觉时说梦话一样 It's just like someone talking in their sleep.
你7岁前睡觉时有时会说梦话 You used to talk in your sleep till you were seven.
爸爸总是走进来安抚你 Dad used to come in and quiet you down.
嘿,贝卡 Hey, Becca.
我是谁? Who am I?
T钻 T. T.
这里可有狐狸.你会迷路的 There's a family of foxes. You're going to miss it.
- 我们来了! - We're coming! - 我们来了! - We're coming!
停一下 Just stop.
为什么奶奶盯着井看? Why is Nana staring into the well?
来,我们走.来吧,够里 Come on, let's go. Come on, enough of that.
- 我不知道 - I don't know. - 快点 - Come on.
舞台布景 Mise-en-scene.
你知道,你不是在标准化考证中 You know, you're not as dumb as your performance
表演哑剧 on standardized tests would indicate.
哦.哦! Oh. Oh!
我忘了给你件东西 I forgot I had something for you.
你现在想想爸爸,在加州,你还喜欢他吗? When you think of Dad now, in California, do you still like him?
我不知道.也许吧 I don't know. Stuff happens.
不,爸爸很滑稽,很有趣的 No, but Dad is hilarious. Dad's funny.
他在马路上发胖妇人的卡片 He sent the funny card of the fat lady on the boardwalk.
你还记得吗? Do you remember that?
"也许吧"是什么意思? What do you mean "stuff happens"?
有人离开了 People leave.
因为他们发现了更好的东西 Because they find something they like better.
那么你没有不好的感觉? So you don't feel bad?
没有 No.
你不说实话 You're not being truthful.
你可以不相信,但这就是我的感觉 Well, you can believe what you want, but this is how I feel.
证明给我看 Make me believe you.
我在泰坦橄榄球队,当时第三节 So, I'm on the Titans pee wee football team and it was third down.
快结束的时候我们还是领先的 It was at the end and we were leading.
如果我们能阻止他们,我们会赢得比赛的 So if we stop them, we probably win the game.
交代一下环境.你当时多大? Give me context. How old are you?
我八岁 I'm eight.
我是自由后卫 So, I'm free safety.
我的意思是,我想拦截那家伙 Which means that I'm supposed to tackle the guy
如果他超过其他人过线 if he makes it past the people on the line.
因此,他们往回跑射门,OK. So, their running back punches the hole... Okay.
本学期还有吗? Am I supposed to be following these terms?
这些词对我有用吗? Are these phrases supposed to mean something to me?
听着 Just listen.
后来他们往回跑,一个大块头,过线了 So their running back, who's big, makes it past the line,
只剩我一个人去拦截他了 and I'm the only one left to tackle him.
我能做的就是去拦截他 All I got to do is tackle him,
用我双手去抱住他,但是... put my hands around him and tackle him, but...
我只是站在那里没动 I just stand there.
他们叫做"愣神",我能听见所有人都在喊叫 They call it "freezing" and I could hear everyone yelling.
寇兹 多尔蒂,爸爸,我的队友,还有... Coach Daugherty, Dad. All my teammates, and...
他们赢了,然后跑啊跑 He gets the first down and runs and runs,
他们队在欢呼,我只是傻傻的站在那里 and the other team is celebrating, and I'm still standing there.
就那个地方 Same place.
然后助理教练过来,抓着我 Then the assistant coach came and got me,
爸爸过来拍拍我的肩膀,之后我们上了车 and Dad patted me on the shoulder and then went to the car,
他一点都没说生气的话 and he never told me he was angry or anything.
你觉得爸爸什么都没说就走了 You think Dad didn't say anything and left
因为你没有能在比赛中将另一个8岁的男孩摔倒 because you didn't tackle another eight-year-old in a game
5年前? five years ago?
你这么说显得你很愚蠢 When you say it like that, it sounds stupid.
我们为什么来这? Why are we here?
她在看着什么 She was staring at something.
发现什么了? So, what did you find?
只有水啊 It's only water.
我按顺序读? So, I just read these in order?
"如果你想做某种动物,你想成为什么呢?" "If you could be any animal, what would it be?"
感觉像个盥洗器,贝卡.闭嘴 I feel like a douche, Becca. Shut up.
我想是海豚 I would be a dolphin.
它们是非常敏感又聪明的动物 It's an intuitive and highly intelligent creature
运动起来十分有力 with great power and poetry in its movements.
你怎么喜欢送比萨的小伙呢 How come you like the pizza delivery guy,
他脸上甚至还有粉刺 even though he has all that ratchet acne?
请回答问题 Please answer the question.
他很和蔼 He's kind.
他有着和蔼的眼神 He has kind eyes.
你怎么不在镜子中看看你自己? How come you don't look at yourself in the mirror?
OK,好吧.怎么了? Okay, fine. What's this now?
除非你要梳理,不然你不会在镜子里看自己的 Besides when you're editing, you don't like looking at yourself.
你从不在镜子里看自己 You never look at yourself in the mirror.
你梳头都背对着镜子 You comb your hair with your back to the mirror.
我看见你刷牙 And I see you brush your teeth.
一直是低着头的 You look down the whole time.
你的毛衣里面漏出来了.你知道吗? Your sweater's inside out. Did you know that?
你今天早上照镜子了 Did you see that in the mirror this morning?
对吗? Is that correct?
这感觉不好,是吗? It doesn't feel so good, does it?
你在改变摄像镜头的焦距吗? Are you changing the focal length of the lens?
不,我甚至不知道是什么 No, I don't even know what that is.
你在变焦吗? Are you zooming?
没有 No.
所以你的意思似乎你从不看自己 So do you admit that you don't look at yourself,
或者你在撒谎? or are you gonna keep lying?
你什么时候知道我这样做的? When do you think I started doing that?
你知道什么时候 You know when.
这不是事实,混蛋 That's not true, asshole.
你认为你是很没用的 You think you're worthless.
承认吧 Admit it.
他走后给我留下张卡片 He gave me a card when he left.
一张卡片 A card.
长镜头把我们拍回儿童时代 Old footage of us as kids.
我考虑在文档中使用它 I was thinking of using it in the doc.
我拒绝使用一切与我父亲有关的东西 I refuse to use anything that has my dad in it.
这表示我原谅他了 That would mean I forgive him.
奶奶? Nana?
贝卡在掩饰什么 Becca's blind.
我知道我是对的 I know I'm right.
这一定有什么东西 That there is something going on here.
也许地下室里有什么东西 Maybe there's something down in the basement.
他们不想让我们下去.他们在隐瞒什么 They don't want us to go down there. They're throwing shade.
请讲英语 Speak English.
他们一定在下面藏了什么东西 They could be hiding something down there.
下面有个模型.这就是他不让我们下去的原因 There's mold down there. That's why they don't want us to go down.
别说了,好吗? Just stop, okay?
让我把摄像机拿出来 Just let me put the camera out.
嘿,我是史黛丝.杰米森夫妇在吗? Hi, I'm Stacey. Is Mr. and Mrs. Jamison around?
没,他们出去了.这里只有我和我弟弟 No, they just stepped out. It's just me and my brother here.
杰米森夫妇在梅多布鲁克做辅导员呢 Mr. and Mrs. Jamison were counselors at Meadowbrook.
我有点问题 I was in the rehab program there.
当我精神不好的时候,他们常来看我 They used to sit by my bed when I wasn't in good shape.
有时候陪我一整夜 All night sometimes.
不管怎么,这有个蓝莓馅饼给他们的 Anyway, this is a blueberry cobbler for them.
他们可能周六就没事了 They were supposed to stop by on Saturday but they never showed.
我知道杰米森太太感觉不好 I know Mrs. Jamison hadn't been feeling herself,
所以我觉得我应该过来看看 so I thought I'd just stop by and check in on them.
他们从梅普 斯德那里听到些谣言? They hear all that scuttlebutt down at Maple Shade?
哦,我不觉得 Uh, I don't think so.
史黛丝, 没事的.自然点 Stacey, it's okay. Just be natural.
我在给每个人弄肖像 I'm just getting portraits of everybody.
自然点 Just be natural.
哦,Ok，没关系 Uh, okay, never mind.
爷爷? Pop Pop?
我们扯平了 We're even.
我们要剪辑音乐 I've been editing montages with music,
但我需要一些祖父母的长镜头 but I need some everyday footage of our grandparents,
所以我决定在周四下午跟拍他们 so I've decided to spend Thursday afternoon following them around.
听见了吗?她在看电视,还笑了 Hear that? She's laughing as she's watching TV.
也许妈妈和她看一样的节目 Maybe Mom and her watch the same shows.
奶奶? Nana?
奶奶,你没事吧? Nana, are you okay?
下午好 Good afternoon.
我听见你在笑 I heard you laughing.
我很黑暗 I have the deep darkies.
奶奶?奶奶! Nana? Nana!
奶奶,奶奶,奶奶,停下!奶奶,停下! Nana, Nana, Nana, stop! Nana, stop!
奶奶,怎么了? Nana, what's happening?
你必须笑一笑以便让洞穴更黑暗 You have to laugh to keep the deep darkies in a cave.
爷爷? Pop Pop?
爷爷,我觉得奶奶... Pop Pop, I think Nana's...
我正在打扫 I was just cleaning it.
这是什么? What is that?
你要吗? You want something?
我已经打扫了,真的 I was just cleaning it, really.
我感觉奶奶不对劲啊 I think Nana's not feeling well.
谢谢,贝卡.我去看看 Thank you, Becca. I'll check on her.
我们今天晚上把摄像头安上 We're putting the camera out tonight.
你觉得怎样? What do you think?
喔-喔!女士们! Whoo-hoo! Ladies!
夜深了.我上床了,我上床了 That's right. I'm bad, I'm bad.
看起来她没有我们生活的更快乐啊 She seems like she's better off without us.
我们得这么做,妈妈需要自己的生活 We're doing this so Mom can have a life, dummy.
给我些真实的新鲜的,朋友 - Give me some real - Doug E. Fresh now, people.
从上面来,我们走 From the top. Here we go.
晚安! Good night!
都还好吧? Is everything okay?
我们很好 We're fine.
确定? You sure?
你们两个看起来很高兴 You both seem to be acting funny.
我们好极了,很好.感谢问候 We're terrific, just terrific. Thanks for asking.
- OK - Okay. - 晚安 - Good night.
晚安.晚安 Good night. Good night.
我该怎么办?怎么了? What am I gonna do? What happened?
厕所没有手纸了 There aren't any tissues left in the bathroom
我不得不用手弄 and I had to touch the toilet handle.
我手上有东西.OK.让我看看 There's something on my hand though. Okay. Let me see.
你看不见,但是我能感觉到! You can't see it but I can feel it!
泰勒,泰勒.好恶心啊 Tyler, Tyler. It's disgusting. Nothing's...
看不出来!让我看看 Nothing's coming off! Let me have a look.
我能感觉到的.没有手纸了,贝卡 I can feel it. There's no tissues left, Becca.
贝卡,水槽下面有手纸 Tyler, there are tissues underneath the sink.
在哪? 什么? 没事的 Where? What? It's okay.
太晚了 It's too late.
不,看不出来的.我觉得 No, it's not gonna come off. I think it is.
摩擦弄不出来的 Rubbing it isn't gonna make it come off!
没事.没事的 It's okay. It's all right.
我能感觉到的 I can feel it though.
我已经弄到它了.看 I'm definitely getting at it. Look.
绝对出来了 It's definitely coming off.
你确定吗? 在这 You sure? There.
看见了? See?
是的 Yeah.
下次注意看,好吗? Just look next time,all right?
我不知道在那里,好了 I didn't know they were there. It's okay.
贝卡? Becca?
呆在床上 Stay in bed.
妈妈今天下午到家 Mom will be home late this afternoon.
我们今晚就结束这里的旅行 We're ending this trip tonight.
我们离他们远点除非我说 We stay away from them unless I say.
收拾行李去 Pack your bags.
我还是需要他们给妈妈长生不老药 I still need them to give Mom the elixir.
贝卡,什么是长生不老药? Becca, what's the elixir?
假装你正在玩 Just pretend like you're playing.
一切都好吧? Is everything all right?
我们在玩呢 We're just playing.
哦,你想做个采访吗? Uh, do you wanna do the interview?
什么?你在干什么? What? What are you doing?
我觉得我们应该远离他们,贝卡 I thought we were staying away from them, Becca.
你还要采访他? You're gonna interview him?
妈妈说你在煤炭工厂工作了很长时间 Mom told me you worked in the coal industry for a long time.
我在工厂工作 I did work in a factory.
我知道 I know.
上夜班 Worked at night.
看见个白色的东西在跑 Saw a white thing running around.
白色的东西? A white thing?
是的,在夜里总在工厂附近跑 Yeah, it used to run around the factory at night.
只有我见过 Only I saw it.
我告诉其他人这件事,但是没人相信我 I started to tell people about it and they didn't believe me.
黄色的眼睛 Had yellow eyes.
然后他们解雇了我 Then they fired me.
没人和我说话 And nobody talked to me.
妈妈没告诉过我这些 Mom didn't tell me that.
哦,她不知道.在她离家后发生的 Oh, she doesn't know. Happened after she left.
爷爷,没事的 Pop Pop, you seem down.
恩,这个,哦... Well, it's just, uh...
你们旅行快结束了 The end of your trip.
我知道快结束了 I know it's all coming to an end.
你为什么不问问妈妈想不想来? Why don't you just ask Mom if you can visit?
你真是到现在还生气吗? Are you really still angry?
她还没想明白呢.她还认为你们依然很生气 She can't get over this. She still thinks you're mad at her.
这个"白色东西"的故事,让我汗毛直立 That whole "white thing" story, the hairs on my arm stood up.
很显然是某种精神分裂 It's definitely some sort of late onset schizophrenia.
他们的精神都不怎么好 They're both in bad shape.
好极了.我们的爷爷也精神分裂 Great. Our Pop Pop has schizophrenia,
我们的奶奶日落就就变成了迈克尔 迈尔斯 and our Nana becomes Michael Myers when the sun goes down.
那是史黛丝 That's Stacey.
...坐在我的车里 ...ride in my car.
OK,停下.你干什么... Okay, stop. What did you do...
什么?她为什么生气? What? Why is she angry?
她一定和他们说了些什么,他们需要帮助 She must be telling them that they need to get help.
我不能 I don't...
到这边来 Just come to the back here.
不要碰我 I don't want you to touch me.
到这边来 Come to the back.
好吧 Okay.
我都弄好了 I got it all off.
我没看见史黛丝离开 I didn't see Stacey leave.
你看见了吗? Did you?
奶奶说没事 Nana said okay.
很感谢你做的.我们很快就走了,奶奶 Thanks for doing this. We're leaving soon, Nana.
我很难过,结束了 I'm sad it's all over.
这是我最后一次问你问题 This is the last time I'll get to ask you questions.
这就像是我的电影大结局 It's like the big end to my film,
就像你所说的,你是明星 and like you said, you're the star.
讲点什么吧.什么都行 Tell me anything. Whatever you want to talk about.
我有个故事.关于水的 I know a story. It's about water.
很好 Great.
这里有个水池 There is a pond
里面有个小生物 that has little creatures in it.
是从其他星球上来的,但是没人相信 These creatures are from another planet but no one realizes it.
他们每天向水池里吐口水 These creatures spit into the water all day long.
他们的口水能让你入睡,但不会死的 Their spit can make you sleep, but not die.
当人们进入水池里的时候 When people go underwater in the pond,
他们就开始沉睡 they go into a deep sleep.
美好的睡眠 A really beautiful sleep.
这个从其他星球来的生物 The creatures from another planet have
在水池里有很多的人 many people at the bottom of the pond,
把他们存储起来了 storing them up.
他们要把他们带走 They are going to take them back
带到他们的星球思摩菲特莱 to their planet of Sinmorfitellia one day.
是我编的故事 That's just a made-up story.
不是真的 It's not real.
喔,不错的故事 Wow, that's some story.
这种生物有天线 And the creatures have antennas,
隐形的天线 but they are invisible antennas.
我们能谈谈妈妈吗? Can we talk about Mom?
你不想见到她吗? You don't ever want to see her?
不 No.
永不 Never.
她离家的那天,她一定做了什么事情 On the day she left, she must have done something.
OK,OK Okay, okay.
让我们讲个其他的故事吧 Let's pretend we're telling another story.
关于一个年轻女孩的故事 And the story concerns a young girl
一个女孩爱上了一个大她不少的人 who thinks she's in love with an older man,
他们决定一起离开这里 and they decide to run off together.
现在,女孩的父母警告女孩,这行不通 Now, the parents of the girl warn her that this won't work.
他们不让她走 And they refuse to let her go.
然后有一天,女孩和他们发生了一场大战 And then one day, the girl gets into a horrible fight
永远离开了 with them and leaves forever.
现在,故事里的父母还不知道 Now, the parents in this story don't know it,
但是他们很想念她 but she misses them a lot.
她很难受 And she suffers greatly.
之后发生了很可怕的事情 And then the worst thing happens.
这个男的,伤害了女孩的心,永远离开了她 The man, he breaks the girl's heart and leaves forever.
并且留下了他的两个孩子 And leave their two small children behind.
奶奶 So, Nana,
奶奶,你希望这个故事里的女孩发生点什么呢? Nana, in this story, what do you hope will happen to the girl?
在这个故事里,她很伤心吗? In this story, is she very sad?
她伤心欲绝.她试图高兴起来 She's inconsolable at times. She tries everything to be happy.
药物并且在医院治疗了4年 Medications and goes to therapy for four years
但是还是有些伤心 but still remains a little sad.
我不喜欢这故事 I don't like this story.
奶奶,你怎么想 Nana, what do you think
故事里的父母如果再次见到女儿该怎么做? the parents in this story should do if they saw the girl again?
奶奶,假如你是故事里的角色 Nana, pretend you were in this story
她是你的女儿,离家出走了 and she was your daughter, and she left.
你怎么说呢 What would you say
当你再次见到她? when you finally saw her again?
我会对她说 I would tell her,
"我原谅你,小女孩" "I forgive you, little girl."
这就是长生不老药 That's the elixir.
你在干什么? What are you doing?
一个孩子在玩,好吗? This is how children play, okay?
嘿,妈妈快到家了 Hey, Mom should be home.
他们去后面了,我们去和妈妈Skype通话 Let's go and Skype with her while they're in the back.
好的 Right.
这就是结局 This will be the denouement.
嘿,孩子们! Hey, kiddos!
你们看见我的影像了吗?我知道,我看起来像个苹果 Did you get my videos? I know, I look like an apple.
旅行棒极了 Trip was great.
米格尔和我今天早上吵架了 Miguel and I had a little fight this morning.
他想吃煎饼 He wanted to get short stack pancakes,
我告诉他,这样会变胖的 I told him he was gaining a little weight.
你能相信吗?事情总是不顺心 Can you believe it? Things don't work out for me.
妈妈? 怎么了? Mom? Yeah?
妈妈,你必须马上来接我们 Mom, you need to come and get us right now.
什么?怎么回事? What? What happened?
妈妈,开车并且马上来 Mom, get in the car and come right now.
你知道到你那里要多久吗,贝卡? Do you know how long that would take by car, Rebecca?
妈妈,相信我,奶奶和爷爷有些不对劲 Mom, trust me, there is something wrong with Nana and Pop Pop.
你告诉你,今晚你必须马上来接我们 I'm telling you, you need to come and pick us up tonight.
贝卡,你吓到我了,我好害怕啊 Becca, you're scaring me. My heart is in my throat.
我们现在没事.赶快来吧 We're okay now. Just come.
他们现在在哪? Where are they now?
哦,他们在外面的鸡窝 Uh, they're outside by the chicken coops.
他们不想见你 They won't see you.
贝卡... Becca...
他们的行为很奇怪,妈妈,我们录过像 They've been acting so strange, Mom. We've been recording them.
贝卡... Becca...
是的,我和贝卡说过不对劲的,不是吗? Yeah, I kept telling Becca something was wrong, didn't I?
贝卡,泰勒... Becca, Tyler...
奶奶夜里拿着把刀到处走 And Nana walks around at night with a knife.
爷爷拿着枪指着自己的嘴. 贝卡,泰勒... And Pop Pop had a gun in his mouth. Rebecca, Tyler...
我感觉是要自杀 I think he was trying to hurt himself.
贝卡,泰勒,孩子们,我需要你们仔细听好 Becca, Tyler, babies, I need you to listen to me very carefully.
贝卡,泰勒,听我说 Becca, Tyler, just listen to me.
我们在听 We are.
那些不是你的祖父母 Those aren't your grandparents.
你在说什么啊,妈妈? What are you talking about, Mom?
奶奶和爷爷呢? Where are Nana and Pop Pop?
你们一直和他们呆在一起的吗? You've been staying with those people the whole time?
梅森维尔警察局 Masonville Police Department.
快点,快点 Come on, come on.
你们在干什么呢? What are you guys doing?
我们马上进来,亲爱的 We'll be right in, sweethearts.
这里是梅森维尔警察局 This is the Masonville County Police Department.
杰里警官外出了 Our officer, Jerry, is currently out on dispatch.
请留下口讯... Please leave a message...
警察不在.靠.愚蠢的乡下警察 Police aren't answering. Damn it! Stupid hick town.
好吧,我会在车上打电话的,我保证 Okay. I'm gonna keep calling from the car, I promise.
你们尽量出去,好吗 Get you and your brother out. Okay.
试着找找邻居 Try to get to a neighbor.
冷静点,T钻. 我马上过去 Just stay calm, T. I'm coming.
我们在房间里和谁... We're in a house with...
清理工作完成后,我有个神奇的想法 After we clear up, I have a fantastic idea.
我们应该玩个棋盘游戏!家庭棋盘游戏 We should play a board game! Families play board games.
这是我们在一起的最后一夜 It's our last night together.
贝卡? Becca?
你可以帮我清理,是吗? You'll help me clean up, right?
你可以把这个录下来 You can record it with your camera.
好的 Okay.
好的! Yeah!
也许我们应该到外面去 Maybe we should go outside and film
拍些房子的夜景 some evening shots of the house.
好的,听起来不错 Okay, sounds good, sister.
你能帮我清理一下烤箱吗,贝卡? Could you clean the oven for me, Becca?
尽量往里点 Get all the way inside.
嗯,贝卡? Mmm, Becca?
她之前做过的 She's done it before.
我们应该到外面去拍点什么 We really should film something outside.
先把这个做了 Do this first.
我很快就完事 I'll be quick.
哦,这需要点时间 Oh, this will just take a second.
奶奶? 奶奶? Nana? Nana?
我可以清理这里 I can clean those.
奶奶,打开门 Nana, please open the door.
哦,是的 Oh, that's okay.
请打开门 Please open it.
她在这呢 There she is.
不必烦恼 So, what was the big fuss?
让我来玩这个 Let's make it...
...完美的家庭夜晚 ...a perfect family night.
哦! Oh!
你爷爷玩游戏很有竞争力的 Your Pop Pop is very competitive with board games.
小心啊 Be warned.
你要把它移到那边,很好的 If you want to move that over here, that's fine.
我们要用桌子,没地方做饼干了 If we use this table, there's not room for the cookies.
T钻唱片和我 T-Diamond Stylus and I are gonna do
要去外面做个采访然后回来 one last interview outside and be right back.
你可以坐那边 You can sit over there.
看看是怎么分组 Figure out what the teams are.
- 走,走,走,快 - Go, go, go. Hurry. - 穿上大衣.我来了 - Brought a coat. I'm coming.
OK,开门 Okay, open it.
那是什么? What is that?
分组确定了.年轻人Vs老年人 Picked teams. It's young versus old.
不用每次都转骰子! Stop rolling all the dice on every roll!
你会让我们输的! You're losing the game for us!
不,我没有 No, I'm not.
我们不计分的 We don't have to keep score.
我是快艇骰子大师 I'm a Yahtzee master.
快餐厅里的所有人都叫我快艇骰子大师 Doesn't everyone in the cafeteria call me the Yahtzee master?
什么是快餐厅? What cafeteria?
你想赢快艇骰子,就听我说 You wanna win at Yahtzee, listen to me.
你不是快艇骰子大师.10年前了 You're not a Yahtzee master. That takes 10 years.
看见了?他会使用策略!米尔顿 布拉德利策略 See? He's using strategy! A Milton Bradley-approved strategy.
我不知道我在做什么 I don't know what I'm doing.
这游戏是哈斯布罗发明的,爷爷 This game is made by Hasbro, Pop Pop.
说谎 That's a lie.
我觉得是米尔顿 布拉德利 It used to be made by Milton Bradley.
管他呢,贝卡? Who cares, Becca?
最后! Finally!
很有趣啊 I'm having so much fun.
喔,电池快没电了.我马上回来 Wow, my battery's running low. I'll be right back.
你继续和大家玩,T钻 You keep playing with them, T.
继续玩 Just keep playing.
我马上回来 I'll be right back.
贝卡? Becca?
凯蒂 佩里 Katy Perry.
几点了,奶奶? What time is it, Nana?
是不是太晚了? Isn't it getting late?
快艇骰子! Yahtzee!
贝卡! Becca!
我去地下室 I'm going down into the basement.
我觉得我真正的爷爷奶奶在这里 I think they have my grandparents here.
爷爷? Pop Pop?
奶奶?你们在吗? Nana? Are you down here?
今天晚上不行 Things are not working out tonight.
九点半了 It's half past nine.
我带你奶奶回屋.你在这里等着 I have to get your Nana to her room. You wait here.
奶奶? Nana?
爷爷? Pop Pop?
"梅普 斯德精神病院" "Maple Shade Psychiatric Hospital"?
我们三个人应该完成游戏吗? Should the three of us finish the game?
我叫贝卡 杰米森.如果你发现这个影片... My name is Becca Jamison. If you find this footage...
我叫米奇 My name is Mitchel.
他们和我说你们很不错 They kept telling us you were so great.
你们如何想来拜访,你们如何想成为一家人 How you're gonna visit, how you're gonna be a family.
那是我干的坏事 That was a bad thing they did.
他们知道克莱尔把她的孩子 They knew Claire had put her two children
放到箱子里扔到了水池里 in those suitcases in the pond.
她这周扮演了奶奶 She deserved this week as a grandma.
克莱尔的孩子在思摩菲特莱 Claire's kids are on Sinmorfitellia.
你也可以加入他们的! You're gonna join them!
住手! Stop!
去思摩菲特莱的唯一方法就是通过那口井 The only way to Sinmorfitellia from here is through the well.
住手 Stop!
这不是完美的一个星期吗? Wasn't it a perfect week?
我向她承诺过一定是的 I promised her it would be.
白色的有着黄色眼睛的东西是真的 The white thing with yellow eyes is real.
他在等我.我在田里看见了 It waits for us. I saw it out in the field.
他在嘲笑我们 It was laughing at us.
他们就是凶手,泰勒! They're murderers, Tyler!
贝卡! Becca!
快离开这里,靠,快跑! Get out of here, dummy! Run!
贝卡! Becca!
我们今天都得死,贝卡 We're all dying today, Becca.
不... No...
你很有魔力 You have a magic spell on you.
救命! Help!
我不喜欢你 I never liked you.
克莱尔? Claire?
我给你讲个故事 I'll tell you a story.
我要去赶火车参加化装舞会 I have to go to the train to go to the costume party.
这是个招待聚会 It's a company party.
还不到时候 That's not now.
我知道的! I know that!
你有大小便失禁问题,不是吗? You have a problem with germs, don't you?
我不喜欢你 I don't like you.
你失明了.你失明了 You are blind. You are blind.
我是探索者.我是预言家 I am the exposer. I am a seer.
我看见了有纹理的... I see the veiny...
...畸形的... ...deformed...
...面对这世界 ...face of the world.
我们今晚都将得到拯救 We can all be saved tonight.
你的魔力将升级 Your magic spell will be lifted.
贝卡! Becca!
你在注视我吗? Have you been watching me?
快跑,泰勒,快跑! Run, Tyler, run!
注视他们! Eyes on the runner!
注意他的臀部! 注意他的臀部! Watch his hips! Watch his hips!
低头! Stay low!
抱紧双臂! 抱紧双臂! Wrap the arms! Wrap the arms!
泰勒? Tyler?
泰勒! Tyler!
不! No!
还有其他蠢货在这里欺负人的吗? Any other crazy bitch-ass fucking people here?
出来啊!出来啊! Come on out! Come on out!
贝卡,泰勒! Becca, Tyler!
坚持住,我来了 Stand by. I've arrived on site.
孩子们! Babies!
哦,上帝啊! Oh, my God!
我来了,我来了 I'm here. I'm here.
我来了 I'm here.
所有人都在吗?过来 Is this everybody? Come over here.
哦,上帝啊! Oh, my God!
我们走吧!走,快点 Let's go! Move, come on.
我们需要救护车!快!在这 We need an ambulance! Hurry up! Over here.
嘿,吉米,注意前门,到后面去 Yo, Jimmy, watch that front door. Go around the back.
过来,过来,过来 Come here, come here, come here.
妈妈,其实你不必这样在做的 Mom, honestly, you know you don't have to do this.
我要为你做这个 I want to do this for you.
我喜欢唱歌 I used to sing.
我妈妈常说她不想听 My mother used to say that she wasn't listening,
但是其实我知道她躲在大钟表的后面 but I know she was hiding behind this big clock down the hall,
用毛巾捂住嘴巴,掩藏她的笑容 the kitchen towel over her mouth to hide her smile.
她觉得我的声音比奥利维亚 牛顿-约翰的还好 She thought I had a better voice than Olivia Newton-John.
奥利维亚 牛顿-约翰很像她的埃尔维斯 Olivia Newton-John was like, her Elvis.
我爸爸是个绅士 My father was a gentle man.
我们常一起走,我们却不说话 We'd take these long walks together, we'd never say a word.
当我做一些项目的时候,起的很早 I used to wake up early when I was a child. Work on some project.
我爸爸认为我在做些伟大的事情 My father thought that meant I was gonna do great things.
不管怎样,我之前说过的,那天 Anyway, as I said before, the day I...
我离家的那天,实在太糟了 The day I left turned really badly.
我父母骂了我 My parents cursed at me.
我走到门傍边,我妈妈在我前面 I moved to the door to leave and my mom stepped in front of me.
我打了我妈妈 I hit my mother.
之后我爸爸打了我 And then my dad hit me,
然后我觉得有些激动,之后我就离家出走了 and then we kind of stood there in shock, and then I left.
他们想不时的接济我 They reached out to me soon after.
但我不接他们的电话 I refused to take their calls.
我知道你想让我得到宽恕,贝卡 I know you were trying to get me forgiveness, Becca.
你不必这么做,亲爱的 You didn't have to do that, honey.
就在那,我一直想着 It was there whenever I wanted it.
求你了... Please...
别总生气,贝卡 Don't hold onto anger, Becca.
听见了吗? Hear me?
祝你生日快乐 Happy birthday to you
吹灭它们! Blow them out!
OK,OK! Okay, okay!
耶! Yay!
我13岁,我不生活在房车里 I may be 13, may not live in the hood
也许不用谷歌浏览器,也许晚饭时不用手机 May not carry no chrome, may not be allowed a cell phone at dinner
但是我很年轻,我能做18个引体向上,我说的是真事 But I'm young and can do 18 pushups and I speak the truth
我姐姐要拍一个焦虑老人的电影 My sister tried to make a film about old people feeling dismay
但是结果不如人意 But it didn't turn out that way
她不得不尖叫,捕杀,呕吐 She had to scream and kill and got vomit in her face
她很头发上有很多焦虑 Chunks in her hair from a stew
但她用洗发水都洗掉了 But she washed them out with Herbal Essence Body Envy Shampoo
这里T钻得到了些经验 So here's a few things T-Diamond learned from visiting elders
成年人的尿不湿有很多名字 Adult diapers come in many a name
这里有照顾,这里有依赖，这里还有医学和获取 There's Attends and Depends and Medline and Prevail
但是他们都一样 But they all the same
他们把你搞的混乱但是也得到了控制 They keep your mess from spilling out and they keep it contained
这里有真理 So here's the truth
我被一个疯子杀手搞乱了 I got messed up with a killer who's truly insane
我尽量抑制自己 I will try not to refrain
试着克服自己的病痛,有一天我会出名的 Try to overcome my pain 'cause one day it will get me my fame
就像50美分被击中,你知道的,废掉了 Like 50 Cent getting shot and being lame, you see
我被尿布敷在脸上半小时 I got a diaper shoved in my face for half an hour
我觉得这结束了 I thought it was over
我觉得我最好是地上的三叶草 I thought I'd be under the ground growing four-leaf clovers
一些人用割草机个割了我 Some dude going over me with a mower
但这不会发生的 ,是我的内心 But that's not what happened you see, 'cause I went all mental
我喜欢梅尔吉布森的 致命武器 I was like Mel Gibson at the end of a Lethal Weapon rental
我很坦诚,我没说谎 I'm straight now, I'm not gonna lie
三个星期尿布在我脸上的印记就像个蓝框 For three weeks that diaper left me like a basket case
我不得不在我脸上用两整瓶多芬 I had to use two whole Dove bars on my face
最后一件事,我没生病 And one last thing and I don't mean to sicken
事实就是狗屎,吃起来也不像鸡肉 But the truth is shit doesn't taste like chicken
哦,沙妮娅 特温,婊子! Oh, Shania Twain, bitches!